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Late one night a burglar broke into from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes," said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes," said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
Bill Where did you get that gold from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Did you hear about the calendar thiefHe from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
A rapist a gangster and a murderer from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
A mafiosos son sits at his desk from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
An English prisoner of war was held from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?" The German replied, "Ya, that vill not be a problem." A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?" "Ya, that vill be done," says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, "Well, could you do the same as before?" The German replies, "Vhy, ya." The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. "Well," begins the Brit, "could you just..." The German snapped , "No! We think you are trying to escape!"
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?" The German replied, "Ya, that vill not be a problem." A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?" "Ya, that vill be done," says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, "Well, could you do the same as before?" The German replies, "Vhy, ya." The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. "Well," begins the Brit, "could you just..." The German snapped , "No! We think you are trying to escape!"
t was Christmas and the judge was from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
Knock KnockWhos there Burglar Burglar who Burglars from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
What do you call a mayfly with from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !
What do you call a robbery in from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !
What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !
Who is the biggest gangster in the from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
Why are burglars such good tennis players from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
What was the parrot doing in prison from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
Why do pens get sent to prison from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
Who was the worlds greatest thief Atlas from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Why would someone in jail want to from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
What stars go to jailShooting stars Criminal from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
What kind of party do prisoners in from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
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